A plastic soldier Is one who goes around acting tough ans bullying everyone smaller than him but has never been in a fight in his life
by bagged salad March 31, 2015
by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 16, 2006
by UrLocalSeagull March 07, 2023
"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021
a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020