prickly pineapple

The act of inserting an inverted pineapple up ones anus to achieve sexual stimulation.

Thank god I didn't fart while I was getting that prickly pineapple

by macwehle January 20, 2011

pineapple-ing

word used in place of the word sex/sexual activities

Lauren: Would you like to pineapple with me?
Kyle: OK!!!!

or

Lauren: What were you doing last night?
Liz: I was pineapple-ing with some boy.

by Lauren and Liz November 10, 2006

Pineapple Express

The route and how fast a pineapple can be shoved up your ass.

"Dude that shit went up there pineapple express"

"No shit"

by pillheadme February 07, 2009

pineapple express

Is the sexual act and/or process performed by males, which consist of eating sweet fruits such as pineapples to generate sweet tasting semen or male ejaculate primarily for the receiving sexual partner to taste or eat after a facial

"Dude last night I gave her a taste of the pineapple express. She noticed i had eaten some pretty sweet Dole pineapples."

by norcaldude707 August 26, 2008

pineapple swirl

When a girl drinks a pineapple smoothie and gives you head. Not the best due to the citrus causing your dick to sting.

Bro #1: "Dude that girl totally gave me a pineapple swirl last night! "
Bro #2: " Yo man is your dick okay?!"

by chickenn00blesoup April 21, 2016

white pineapple

The act of ejaculating inside of a pineapple and leave the cum in it leaving the insides white

Parker: hey idk what you did to the pineapple but it’s amazing Jackson: oh jeez blayne did the white pineapple again
Blayne: teehee
Parker: man it’s just.. idk it’s salty and it’s discolored but it’s just magnificent

Jackson and Blayne: Parker listen that’s pretty FUCKING GAY

by AlaskaNibbasBeLikeDamnItsCold July 19, 2019

german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

by BEEFCAKE89 January 26, 2016