ninja pimp

{Pronounced - nin-jer pim-p}
Linking/meeting/texting/screwing a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though... see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

A ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.

homeboy #1 : I hear Dave's got 15 different bitches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : Yeah, Dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

Pedistrian : Shit was that a ninja in the Caddilcac...must be a ninja pimp!

by original_ninja_pimp January 19, 2006

dr. pimp

universal term used to represent rappers, particularly those of the 'gangsta' (read as 'crap') variety. Usuallly used in instances where the actual name of the 'artist' is unknown.

dr. pimp fan 1: 'yo, homes, turn up that mofo tim westwood, 50 cents is on, bitch!'
dr. pimp fan 2: 'word, that's tha mofo shizzle, bitch'
dr. pimp fan 1's mum: 'Montimor! turn off that dr. pimp!!! its awfully crude!'
dr. pimp fan 1: 'sorry mummy!'

by geo scott October 8, 2005

pimping these hoes

Take advantage of a helpless bitch.

Pimping these hoes.." When I pimp shelbys bitch ass, she makes that cash and brings it back to Me."

by Pimpboy.T-dawg March 30, 2015

pimp statis

One who has much "pimp status". One who excels at many things, such as pimping, ballin', or just being the shit.

Damn, did you see Shawn at the club last night?! That kid has pimp statis.

by Shawn April 12, 2004

Unlucky Pimp

When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.

"Hey did you see Andy, with those two girls?"
"Ha, yeah.. what an unlucky pimp"

by rhysbohh July 18, 2009

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

by Mathus March 28, 2009