Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

pencil

a writing utensil.

I was stressed, so I cracked my pencil.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 13, 2024

Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

Pencil Mayonnaise

How kind you are

He has level 100 pencil Mayonnaise!
He is so kind!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026