pedosaurus

pedophiles over the age of 50

Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.

by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015

pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.

The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.

by OAssBitches May 10, 2016

peddlephile

Having a somewhat unhealthy love biking

I know Steve will want to go on another 100 mile bike ride today. He is a real peddlephile

by Yonkel June 26, 2016

Pedo Zak

High end of the pedo food chain. Every other child molester bows down to the formidable force that is Zak and his juvenile loving cock. Do not underestimate his ability to lick the rim of a 12 year old.

He was prancing around that playground like a right Pedo Zak.

by Langfail July 25, 2016

pediquake

Combine that lower human extremity with that seismic earth-born destruction and, viola! - this reckless bouncing of the foot (or feet!) occurs when one is anxious, nervous, excited, thinking a lot...or simply because it's what they do for no reason at all.

I then look down to discover the pediquake epicenter originating from my bouncing left foot. Ugh. Damn those racing thoughts!

by whennorapokedjosh November 10, 2017

Pedestrian rage

The swelling anger you feel when you're trying to shop in a hurry and that stupid biotch and her six kids are slowly meandering down the aisle and won't get the fuck out of your way. This feeling is further exacerbated during the holidays.

Damn I caught a serious case of pedestrian rage when I was trying to pick up my Valium at the Walmart pharmacy during my lunch hour and Miss Piggy and her piglets were blocking the whole snack aisle. I asked that bitch to move twice!

by MissPeeps70 December 4, 2017

peddycoart

A swagalicious gangster that gets fat hoes.

Yo my dad is a peddycoart

by wi ddmdw January 23, 2018