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Jewish Onion Ring

The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009
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cutting onions

sex, or pertaining to a sexual action
Ryan and I were cutting onions after school
by Thomas Oldham October 20, 2004
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onion flavored rings

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018
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Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.
Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.
by Coldread Official July 19, 2019
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Make an Onion Cry

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019
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Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
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fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows
"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023
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