The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009

by Thomas Oldham October 20, 2004

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.
Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.
by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

Something/ someone so sad that they would be able to make an onion cry. Note: onions are famous for making people cry.
Saoirse: Have you seen Jenny is crying over her looks again?
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Neil: She's so ugly she could make an onion cry.
by Bluecharge May 29, 2019

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.
Commonly done on celebrity shows
Commonly done on celebrity shows
"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"
by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023
