Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.
by chronic-psychedelic March 08, 2009
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Top Me

A term usually used by bottoms when expressing a want/desire they have for someone to be dominant with them and/or fuck them. Probably roughly ;)
Girl 1: “Oh god, Michael b. Jordan is so sexy, he could top me any any day.”
by Shalissa008 February 08, 2020
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Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive
“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me
What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn
by cashmoneymads March 23, 2020
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Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE
I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.
by UnWERTzacht September 05, 2008
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The Top Tens

A gay website where people complain too much
by ISHFWILF October 30, 2018
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top shelf

When someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes "top shelf". See also: top cookie
HOLY MAKINAW! He put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut butter!
by Gilmour93 October 22, 2008
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muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.
Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.
by Steff is my name you cow April 25, 2006
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