Female Toilet

A toilet for a female.

After drinking 4 cups of coffee, Lynn used Jeff as a Human Toilet. Jeff almost choked, but he survived.

by Douglas February 13, 2005

toilet meat

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

toilet thumper

Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.

We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.

by BoXeR311 January 4, 2005

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

by toilet wand February 3, 2022

The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.

I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010