magic juice

it simply means alcohol

"jens on that magic juice again!"

by teeen March 21, 2008

Idiot Juice

any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.

Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.

by baddazoner June 13, 2011

Anal Juice

The substance that is left behind on one's cock as anal sex is being performed it is not solid shit or liquid shit it's kind of a pudding like substance that is a combination of both blood and shit that is usually suck down when one pulls their cock out of the mother's ass sticks it in their now to have it cleaned off.

Connie the Anaconda loved cleaning anal juice off of strange Cox at the gloryhole

by Crissy Thumbs December 13, 2020

jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

slug juice

Energy drinks or Mountain Dew drank by slugs at West Point.

I'm gonna fall asleep in my next class, I need some slug juice.

by super slug November 9, 2009

Xango Juice

The latest edition of the oldest scam in the book: The Pyramid Scheme. This time it's the "multi-layered marketing" of a $25.00 bottle of magical juice made from a fruit called mangostein. Essentially it's the same juice you can buy from Cosco for about $2.00 a bottle. But you're not buying juice, as these snake oil salesman claim, you're buing a "distribution business" to make $100,000 a month in passive income. Yeah, you're buying a business that requires you to spend a minimum of $100 per month on overpriced juice. And to make money you have to get suckers to sign up to purchase $100 worth of juice a month and they have to get more people to sign up, ect. ect. ect. Then they tell you to write off any expenses you incurr (such as cable bills, beer costs, and internet access expenses)as "business expenses" related to your bogus juice business. I don't know what's more pathetic, the scam itself or the dozens of poor, dumb and desperate downtrodden idiots who show up to those Xango meetings listening to obvious plants in the audience claiming to make $200,000 a month in juice money.

Frank is 50, has a degree in gym, is divorced and his entire retirement savings consists of fifty bucks and the lottery ticket he bought this morning. But now he has hope because he signed up to pay $100 a month for juice he doesn't even like in hope of someday earning $800,000 an year in passive income with his own Xango Juice distribution business.

by Yo Mamie January 5, 2008

Pirate Juice

A combination of Bacardi Razz, Bacardi Limon, Bacardi Grand Melon, and Bacardi Coconut with cranberry juice and pineapple juice. Mixed heavy on the rum and light on the juices, this punch will get you fucking smashed.

John: I'm fucking wasted off this juice. WTF is this?

Mike: It's pirate juice. And it seems like it's working.

by DaSandwichMan February 15, 2010