Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Color Decked

Spanking someone's ass with a Sherwin Williams color deckof paint colors

I color decked her ass and then super painted her.

by Mister superman December 31, 2015

deck

An euphemism for an euphemism.

What the deck?!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025

Deck

To knock someone the f*ck out

David if you touch me again I'm going to deck you bro.

by Cameran442113 June 14, 2021

deck

Something that can be "given" similarly to being pissed off.

"That gives me so much deck, it's not even funny."
"My mom crashed her car and was super deck"

by Brian Noballs October 3, 2006

Poop Deck

a saying for spongebob that mr krabs said when the hook grabbed him

arrr mateys ahhh poop deck.

by whooothehelllisyouuu September 5, 2019

Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021