The world's best, most secure and fastest operating system. Made by the world's best computing company, Apple. Based on the rock-solid UNIX. Beats the crap out of Windows XP
PC User: "When was the last time your computer crashed?"
Me: "A long time ago, before i got Mac OS X"
Me: "A long time ago, before i got Mac OS X"
by HSVCoupe June 10, 2004
Short-lived Marvel comic staring the original X-Men (Cyclops, Angel, Beast, Iceman, Marvel Girl) disguised as mutant hunters. Just another of the endless X-books.
by Sigar Cel November 25, 2003
An EXTREMELY advanced Terminator, created by Skynet to be the ultimate merciless killing machine. Did they succeed? Nope. Arnold kicked her ugly white ass in the end.
Arnold: "You are terminated."
T-X: "*Screech!!!*"
T-X's thought: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can I be beaten by an obsolete model?! I am the strongest! I AM PERFECT!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
T-X: "*Screech!!!*"
T-X's thought: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can I be beaten by an obsolete model?! I am the strongest! I AM PERFECT!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
by Psydon August 09, 2004
Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
by Olga R. October 23, 2007
by Craig April 08, 2005
The more common way to spell Gröûp X
Think of them as the Borats of music
They are frowm Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. (aka America)
The members are Hashmeer Shashmeer, Blade aka DJ Pattiecake, and Rex aka DJ Rocksolid.
Since Hashmeer reunite with Baind, new Song 'What to Use (Heiney on the Hepp)' now being record for single release
Think of them as the Borats of music
They are frowm Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. (aka America)
The members are Hashmeer Shashmeer, Blade aka DJ Pattiecake, and Rex aka DJ Rocksolid.
Since Hashmeer reunite with Baind, new Song 'What to Use (Heiney on the Hepp)' now being record for single release
I eat peanuts every day
Feels so good when I have them in my haind
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain
They've got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You don't eat peanuts go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the peepee right in the crackshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had
They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch
lyrics to peanuts by Group x
Feels so good when I have them in my haind
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain
They've got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You don't eat peanuts go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the peepee right in the crackshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had
They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch
lyrics to peanuts by Group x
by huge group x fan! July 28, 2007
As of now, OS X is the latest release of the Mac OS. It is commonly used by less-educated people, generally people that are gullible enough to believe the lies and slander that Apple says in their desperation to sell Macs. Here's some real facts:
Speed: The G5 Processor (what OS X runs on) is what Apple claims to be the fastest processor in the world. They released several irrelevant and suspicious benchmark tests that supposedly "proved" that this was true. However, Apple's policy to lie about their performance still stands. ACTUAL benchmarks have proven that Mac OS X running on a G5 is not only NOT the fastest operating system in the world -- it's slower than a Dell Pentium running Windows NT 4! If you want proof about this, just conduct a google search for "Apple lies G5", and you'll see what I mean.
Security: Mac OS X (and previous versions of the Mac OS) have generally been virus-free. However, this proves nothing about Apple's capabilities of creating a secure operating system. Nobody bothers to write viruses for the Mac. Why would they? Over 90% of people that use computers use PC's running Windows. Virus writers want to infect the most amount of computers in the world, so they attack Windows instead. Nobody wants to infect a Mac because hardly anybody uses them.
Stability: Mac OS X has a FreeBSD/UNIX kernel (core). Having used BSD myself, I have to admit that it is a good, stable operating system. However, it's evident that Apple managed to cripple the BSD kernel before they used it to base OS X. I've used OS X myself and it crashes a lot more than my eMachines running Windows 2000.
Support: Ha! Apple's idea of support is a bunch of pages telling you how great all their products are. After filling out a form and submitting your problem, THEN you are told that you won't get a personal response. Thanks a lot, Apple.
Also, the fact that Mac's can now run Windows is pitiful. All Apple is saying is that their own capabilities of creating an operating system suck so badly that they have to make computers capable of running Windows. Mac users have been bashing Windows for years, and now they want to use it?
Thats pathetic...
Speed: The G5 Processor (what OS X runs on) is what Apple claims to be the fastest processor in the world. They released several irrelevant and suspicious benchmark tests that supposedly "proved" that this was true. However, Apple's policy to lie about their performance still stands. ACTUAL benchmarks have proven that Mac OS X running on a G5 is not only NOT the fastest operating system in the world -- it's slower than a Dell Pentium running Windows NT 4! If you want proof about this, just conduct a google search for "Apple lies G5", and you'll see what I mean.
Security: Mac OS X (and previous versions of the Mac OS) have generally been virus-free. However, this proves nothing about Apple's capabilities of creating a secure operating system. Nobody bothers to write viruses for the Mac. Why would they? Over 90% of people that use computers use PC's running Windows. Virus writers want to infect the most amount of computers in the world, so they attack Windows instead. Nobody wants to infect a Mac because hardly anybody uses them.
Stability: Mac OS X has a FreeBSD/UNIX kernel (core). Having used BSD myself, I have to admit that it is a good, stable operating system. However, it's evident that Apple managed to cripple the BSD kernel before they used it to base OS X. I've used OS X myself and it crashes a lot more than my eMachines running Windows 2000.
Support: Ha! Apple's idea of support is a bunch of pages telling you how great all their products are. After filling out a form and submitting your problem, THEN you are told that you won't get a personal response. Thanks a lot, Apple.
Also, the fact that Mac's can now run Windows is pitiful. All Apple is saying is that their own capabilities of creating an operating system suck so badly that they have to make computers capable of running Windows. Mac users have been bashing Windows for years, and now they want to use it?
Thats pathetic...
Mac user: OS X is faster, more secure, more stable, and easier to get support for than any release of Windows.
Me: *Bursts into raucous laughter at the mac user's stupidity*
Me: *Bursts into raucous laughter at the mac user's stupidity*
by Macinshit August 22, 2006