Jelly jam

Pretty dope person that doesn’t think piss , cum and blood mixed together is cool.

That person over there is such a jelly jam.

by Cool person.com October 31, 2017

skate jam

An event where skateboarders meet up to skate an obstacle, usually for prizes

I heard someone got $150 for doing a 24 inch long ollie off a kicker at that skate jam the other day

by zrko July 13, 2022

Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.

On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.

by Ms. Kei March 4, 2010

Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.

Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.

by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023

Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.

We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.

by PBon February 26, 2022

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011