Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

by YeetSeat February 15, 2020

Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.

Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"

by Joey Beef Buicker August 03, 2010

Box Office Poison

A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.

Handful of Box Office Poison Members:

Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton

by Joe Fist February 09, 2009

Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.

"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"

by NFO4Life August 28, 2012

Out Of Office Bukkake

Occurs when one sends mass email (for exemple a newsletter) from his email address and then receives a lot of automatic replies from suscribers who have activated the Out Of Office rule of their email account.

- "Right after the newsletter was sent my mailbox was raped by hundreds of automatic emails"
- "Typical Out Of Office Bukkake"

by Fenixman June 17, 2013

Andhra Box Office

Loyal mega fake website and Mahesh hater
Mega fans strategically project it as someone else's site
Well known for its fake collections of Magadheera, Attarintiki Daredi, Sardar Gabbar Singh, Khaidi No.150, DJ, Race Gurram, Sarrainodu, Rangasthalam

Hey, Your kid is growing like Magadheera collections in Andhra Box Office

by Powerstar25 June 18, 2018

44th Street Office

A cleverly named strip club that allows its patrons to inform their significant others exactly where they are without guilt.

Wife: When are you going to be home?
Husband: I've got to stop by the 44th Street office.

by 44thStreetManager September 09, 2011