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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.
Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.
by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018
mugGet the McDonald's Cloutmug.

Clout

Ryan came to work rocking wool socks with the wool shoes.......clout.
by MCBUCKETS(*(* July 16, 2018
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

A various spread of party drugs
Yo man you got the clout”
by Ahhh97 January 22, 2019
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout Getter

Boy 1: You know that nigga clout getter?
Boy 2: Yea that nigga sped
by Nrgy Boss December 27, 2019
mugGet the Clout Gettermug.

mouth clout

word of mouth, notoriety. especially when someone’s done something slightly stupid or iconic
damn girl, what can I to get to get that much damn mouth clout? everyone knows you lit the cafeteria microwave on fire, not sure I’d be able to beat that
by analplanes December 3, 2023
mugGet the mouth cloutmug.

Clout chaser

A person who defends and hangs out/follows the popular people. They tend to be friends with them. Steele Walker
Dang, look at Steele, he’s Such a clout chaser ever since he lost followers.
by Politically incorrect November 21, 2021
mugGet the Clout chasermug.

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