beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

Gay Beef

According to Stephen Colbert citing a PornHub research report (June 13, 2017), chicken is called Gay Beef in North Dakota.

Try the buffalo Gay Beef.

by tonympn June 16, 2017

Beef Blankets

Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.

by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”

by Pappihamslapper September 1, 2021