After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
by Alan C Scott April 28, 2008
Get the chocolate mushroom stampmug. by AdRobbo February 27, 2009
Get the Mushroom Pickermug. they live in your basement. you must be able to hear them at nite. they sing this song: da da da daaa da..dadadada KELLY....KELLY dododododoooo!!! albert was a sailor, a sailor like this!
by adad May 29, 2003
Get the mushroom piemug. When a male swings his glan on the forehead of a female giving the effect of cutting her hair with your mushroom (dick).
by mushroomcutter September 20, 2009
Get the Mushroom Cutmug. Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.
by Michael March 30, 2005
Get the shimitaro mushroomsmug. by james howlett March 23, 2004
Get the portabella mushroommug. The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016
Get the Asian Mushroom Sexmug.