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Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.
99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.
by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008
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murphamy

The greatest crack ship of John Murphy and Bellamy Blake from the excellent CW show The 100. Wildly supported by both actors the hilarious Richard Harmon (Murphy) and the beautiful Bob Morley (Bellamy).
"When will murphamy become a thing? It's already a thing... it's all in the eyes"- Richard Harmon via periscope
by MurphamyLife June 25, 2017
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dropkick murphys

One of the best feel good, hard core, sing with your arms around one another, rock out, drinking, fighting, irish, scottish, all time best punk bands EVER!!!! Dropkick Murphy's rule FOREVOR!!!!!!
Inspired me truly you did from the start to not be afraid and to follow my heart, there's a piece of you with me they can't tear apart, FOREVOR!!!!!
by Layna February 11, 2004
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Murphowm

A really warm doggie that needs to be loved
Wow this murphowm is really warm
by Gliggly722 October 12, 2018
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murphied

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.
Dude, i got murphied.
by Mahday March 24, 2008
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Dropkick Murphys

Hellcat's smartest decision. EVER.
The Dropkick Murphys are DEFINITELY better then MEST. Listen to The Spicy McHaggis Jig off of "Sing Loud, Sing Proud." you'll never go Good Charlotte again.
by Graffx January 4, 2004
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Murphoipea

The definition of Murphoipea is a mystery. The only knowledge is that the word exists and it’s a biproduct of murph.
Hey Caroline, you’ll never know what MURPHOIPEA is.
by Murphanian January 7, 2019
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