Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025

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A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.

How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.

by TallTanuki June 10, 2025

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The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.

"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."

by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023

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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

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