murder hens

The deadliest mob in Minecraft.

Person 1: Do you see that murder hen?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Murder hens are dangerous, stay away!

by cowsareaspeciesofcattle(good) November 8, 2022

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts

Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Gun murder

1. Killing of people with guns
2. Intj. nonsense or lies

1. I say NO GUN MURDER!
2. Everyone: I saw him vent! I saw him kill!
Me: GUN MURDER!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 October 30, 2020

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

murder

An act of killing someone, it’s basically a crime where a pupil attacks another pupil with a weapon , and the attacked pupil dies, If you murder someone, you will be arrested with a really long prison sentence, so it’s best not to do it, if you murder a majority of pupils, and are caught by the American cops, you could be sentenced to death.

Person1: Hey, I’m going to murder a random ex-comedian via shotgun,
Person2: Dude, you are seriously fucked up, you will go to prison for this, dumbass
Person1: Fuck off i’m doing hitman shit I’m doing this for $50,000
Person2: You are a mental motherfucker I’m not being friends with you anymore

If looking for the act where a pupil kills another pupil with “bare hands”, see manslaughter

“Hey! Did you hear that Ryan got convicted for murder? He is in prison for life.”

by Eric44 May 30, 2019

MURDERATION

The act of wanting to murder someone coupled with the feelings of adoration.

Jill had deep feelings of Murderation for John

by anonymous February 6, 2022