Space mustard

Those little yellow spots that rain down from outer space and appear on your car the day after you've washed it.

Oh man, I just washed my car on Sunday and it's already got so much space mustard on it!

by donutz mmm May 14, 2022

Fucking Mustard

Phrase exclaimed upon the massacre of the English language; the inability to pronounce a phrase with any level of coherence.

Gabe: *Speaks*
Santi: BRO Fucking mustard *dies*

by Dr. Grammarly June 23, 2022

unovercharged mustard

People Who Keep Saying "Unovercharged" Before The Word "Mustard

Person 1: Dip In Ketchup And Unovercharged Mustard
Person 2: What Are You Saying?

by Reason D Alt November 2, 2022

Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024