freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 28, 2024

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 03, 2017

Mullet Ra

It is a way to describe a boy who wears a Mullet when it is way out of style. This is mainly used in southern Florida and is quiet common among 9 to 17 year old boys.

Roman look, its another boy or should I say Mullet Ra?

by Type_Writer June 22, 2017

stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.

Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.

by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022

mullet mask

A respiratory mask that is incorrectly worn such that the user's nose is not covered, defeating its purpose. This is a play on the hairstyle term "mullet", as in: "It's may be all business below, but there's a coming-out party upstairs!"

Even outdoors, the infection quickly spread due to all of the mullet masks.

by tionary2021 March 06, 2021

CEO mullet

An ensemble of sneakers, jeans, a T-shirt, and a sport coat. Popular look for West Coast startup founders who need to look more businessy than the average startup employee but don't want look like they put in any unnecessary effort.

Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."

- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.

by Weeds001 January 14, 2019

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021