Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 May 31, 2011

Muffin Game

Malicously giving sodemy to a muffin with at least 1 other person and whoever comes last has to eat it

Oh man tom i have a huge stomach ache from last night when i lost the muffin game

by 1zacster March 10, 2010

Cunt Muffin

Carolyn Hennesy, an actress on General Hospital and Cougar Town who is know to be a giant cunt.

I can't watch General Hospital whenever that cunt muffin shows up.

by armlessphelan November 04, 2011

Muffin Sock

a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.

Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.

Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?

Dale: with the knee high socks..?

Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!

by Pamann April 17, 2011

Muffin Shot

Invented by a person named Muffin, this act is when a person places the tip of his penis under the nose of his partner and shoots his load into the nasal cavity. Following the actual shot, the load is then snorted and swallowed.

Dude, I just blew a Muffin Shot right up my girlfriend's nose! Shit was so cash!

by White Power Ranger May 15, 2011

muffin man

A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.

"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."

by sedoop April 05, 2015

stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

by Scottee Mac September 20, 2007