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Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.
What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.
by Greg Wall April 21, 2008
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mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.
Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..
by Werther February 16, 2003
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mormon

1. The second 'm' is silent. see moron
2. The religous wing of the Iluminati
3. a judeo-christian religion based on the teachings of Joseph Smith, a disgruntled Freemason
The mor(m)ons are on the porch again... get the shotgun!
by pope loki July 17, 2003
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mormons

Innocent people that are(sometimes from birth) brainwashed into beleiving the mormon religon. Although not "incorrect", the Latter Day Saints still follow a cult.
by xRisingCindersx September 18, 2004
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oxy moron

Conflicting words put together
Living dead
peace force
new classic
airline food
Fast ford im from auz. a holden lover at heart
by Patrio7 May 10, 2005
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mormon

Cult based religion that breeds purely to outnumber the rest of the United States. Normally of lesser intelligence, tends to worship Jon Heder i.e. Napoleon Dynamite
Those wacky mormons, trying to fuvk their way to the top.
by Corkey October 26, 2007
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moroni

The word "Moronic" without the final letter "c".

"Moroni" originated from an obvious inside joke when Mormonism founder Joseph Smith mused that no one would ever 'C' (see) how MORONIc his teachings were. 'Mormons' (in Smith's mind: 'Mor-ons' with an added 'm' on the syllable, or 'Moron-Men' re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who 'refuse to C (see), and unquestioningly follow Smith's/Moroni(c) teachings.'

Although other definitions included here follow official Mormon party line, the word "Moroni" came via Satanic revelation whilst Joseph Smith (JS) was formulating his false religion. The mere fact JS would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion "Moroni" and "Mormonism", respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
Un-Mormon:"Look at Macaroni blow his horn!"
Mormon: (offended) "His name is Moroni, not Macaroni; and it's a trumpet, not a horn."
Un-Mormon: "Did you ever notice that if you were to "c" Moroni, he totally becomes 'Moronic'? Stop and "C" (see), friend!"
by ElderBishop December 16, 2010
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