Millennial Mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints, but only follows the rules that are convent to their lifestyle. A jack Mormon, but with a fancy haircut.
Starbucks is the favorite gathering place a for Millennial Mormon after a long day at church.
by Skippy n family March 10, 2019
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Mormon Soda

When you jizz inside of diet soda
He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.
by WordsmithG June 16, 2024
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Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤
Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot
by thatsepic January 10, 2025
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mormons soaking mormons

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
by 15-0519-150-1059 March 04, 2023
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mormon coffee

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"
by johnnyapplesemen December 30, 2021
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Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.
Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.
by Boston blackie December 14, 2024
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Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
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