monke

i understood that very well!

teacher: bla bla bla
student: monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.

Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.

by GooseMilker May 7, 2022

Monke

Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.

Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .

by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024

monke

the most advanced species on earth

monke

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016