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Neal Mohan

The New CEO of YouTube, superseded from Susan Wabbajack, Who has a fetish for adverts even worse than Dan Schneider's fetish for children's feet. So much so that the sped goes and blocks the video player for people with an AdBlocker.

Oh, we can't forget the "aDvAnCeD fEaTuReS" that he decided to take away from channels for no reason at all, basically forcing users to give out their personal information to the communist corporation worth McMillions named "Google" (the same company who pushes their proprietary image format ".WEBP" which even their own apps don't support) so they pin a comment.
"Grammarly ads are pretty rad" - Neal Mohan and Neal Mohan only

"To help keep our community safe, we limit some of our more powerful features to channels who have built and maintained a positive channel history or who have provided verification.
As of now, your channel doesn’t have sufficient channel history. It has lost access to advanced features. This may have happened because your channel did not follow our Community Guidelines." - The Psychopath named Neal Mohan
by excusemebish November 24, 2023
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The Moana Problem

The Moana Problem, first coined by Matthew Walsh circa 2024, is a theory that suggests that there is really no cure to Racism, especially with children.

Basically the theory goes: you have two white children who both watch Disney movies. One white child gravitates towards white princess. Picks out white princess dolls, watch Disney movies with white princess, etc. Which is bad. Then, on the other hand you have the other white child, whose favorite princess is Moana. However, that child wants to be Moana for Halloween, which proposes Cultural Appropriation, if she were to wear the Pacific-Islander Attire. So “no matter which way you go… you end up back in Racism”.
“This is similar to The Moana Problem,” said Paul, who’s on a journey to defeat racism.
by YourfavoriteConservative January 6, 2025
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Aditya Mohan

Aditya Mohan is the gyno god himself. He is the almighty group leader with gyno larger than the biggest cow udders. He is the most locked in gooner and he loves to take veiny ahh dih. He is notoriously known to be goonin to fricken packets yo. Like BROOOOOOO lets talk about the political and economic state of the world right now. icl fr rn im getting pmoed me off rn bc of ts shit kid. Aditya Mohan is so cute and looks like gru from despicable me if he was black, AKA nigru.
Aditya Mohan is my best friend because of his kind soul and big gyno.
by Gyno God January 30, 2025
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Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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Todd McJannet

1. Having a big night on the drink.

2. Getting drunk and being a pest in group chats
“I’m going to get completely Todd McJannet’d tonight, less gooooo”

“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat
by Ishyaboisknpns March 22, 2025
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Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow
by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023
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hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces
We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us
by Sholynyk January 29, 2024
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