mother chonky

A bit like motherfucker. Used to describe a good friend who is also an idiot.

"Wassup mother chonky?"

by ZeroCouch August 3, 2007

mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Mother Fruscker

The word mother fucker but it’s a 5 year old saying it.

You mother fruscker!

by watches February 10, 2019

Den Mother

Someone who takes care of most or all of the housework (cooking, cleaning) for their roommates.

"My roommate's girlfriend doesn't have a job, so we made her be the den mother."

by xxxscenequeenxxx January 23, 2020

toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

Mother-and-daughter

It's like what's in Electra's story, but with the daddy replaced with mommy, and they lick each other's pussies.
Btw, pussy DOES NOT refer to cats.

Stephen Hawking's wife and Stephen Hawking's wife are now having a mother-and-daughter now he's dead.

by TheHummingbird November 18, 2020