Dildo Lonely

When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.

L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY

by Ampy2 May 22, 2020

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Lost Loneliness

The feeling when the ending for a programme of show reminds you of of how you felt when watching LOST for the first time, where at the end of every episode you would be all 'WTF just happened? Don't end there! Nooooooo'

I had a bad case of Lost Loneliness at the end of Catching Fire...

Did you see Captain America? I left the cinema full of Lost Loneliness!

by yazmac April 28, 2014

lone dogg

Someone who is on his own and doesnt seem to mind

'Lone dogg, he is on his own!'

'Look at lone dogg listening to his cd player'

'dont get armsouse with me ya pussyole, i will bang you out 1 hit groundfloor then you will be proper lone dogg, sure if you wont

by big69g January 18, 2008