lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite

Lincoln Gardner is gay

by rlVash November 24, 2023

Lincolned

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.

She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.

by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.

"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023