Person #1- I couldnt believe John wouldnt FUCK that girl.
Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.
Person #2- Yeah I know what a Cunt Faced Larry.
by NKBrutus June 20, 2007
Get the Cunt Faced Larrymug. A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. February 20, 2009
Get the Larry the Cable Guymug. by Da Prime August 20, 2010
Get the 5 Minute Larrymug. A descriptive term applying to people, places, situations, with creepy, uncomfortable, bizzare connotations. See "sketchy"
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Get the Sketchy Larrymug. by kickass2014 July 3, 2007
Get the larry the cable guymug. by th blck ninja October 19, 2011
Get the larry leonard blackmug. Being defined as the characters name "i love Rick Larry Gregon from Postal"
"Rick is well written character"
"Rick is well written character"
by TheKeviner January 14, 2023
Get the Rick Larry Gregonmug.