joy of killing

Where the law no longer matters, and masterbating to pictures of dead people is your life. The Joy of Killing can also mean: you kill to gain vicious thought to later masterbate to.

Later to night me and fred are ganna have some beers and mayber the joy of killing. Want to join us?

by BRIEFSBOY September 24, 2006

kelli

That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!

'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'

'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'

by Homies November 7, 2007

killing floor

The bed(most commonly) or anywhere that can be used to have sex or "kill" the pussy(or dick).(ie, couch, shower, car, etc.); The bedroom.

Man! After the party, I took her to the killing floor.

All it took was 2 drinks to get her to the killing floor.

Girrrl...ever since I took his ass to the killing floor, I cant get him to stop calling me!!!

by nice_huh October 5, 2007

Killing the werewolf

Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.

Her: Come on! Let's go already!
Him: Yeah, I'll be right out. I'm just killing the werewolf.

by Aulin July 21, 2009

Kelvin

A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/

Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*

by Smol Potato Lover 😚 🥔 February 18, 2019

You're killing me, Smalls!

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.

Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"

by mcfuckkkk April 6, 2017

Kelvin

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

by succcccccc October 8, 2018