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Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
by ICF889 October 21, 2011
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Karim

A retarded druggy who acts cool and cannot hold him self in a fight. His main type of humor is Grade 1 humor that he continues till today. He believes he is the center of the universe. He thinks people laugh we he makes a joke because he is funny but, it is retarded. Examples of his jokes : your mom , your dad , your sister or when a grade 1 teacher asks maybe if they like eating chocolate cockroach everyone will saying something stupid ewww or disgusting but, not Karim he will say and I quote "hmmm yummy I love chocolate cockroach" until he is 20 cause after that he will die fromma drug overdose.
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karma

An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.
"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."
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