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Jose Luis Larios Jr. III 

some bitchass who doesn't stop asking fucking questions!! literally,, SHUT UP
Bro he literally is such a Jose Luis Larios Jr. III. UGh!!

Josef Fritzl 

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
Josef Fritzl by Esa4 February 1, 2021

San Jose Sharks 

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
San Jose Sharks by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

jose altuve 

The best 2nd basemen all time
Damn Jose altuve is good
a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything
QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!
jose by woodmaker October 2, 2010