jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.

That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"

by Half bean July 14, 2016

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008

Jimmy Onions

An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).

1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’

James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’

2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’

by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 3, 2019

Jimmy Caldwell

I AM BETTER THAN YOU. SUBSCIBE TO MRFRENCHASIAN, MRBEAST, K1MI AND NEB. I AM RANGA THEY DO NOT HAVE SOULD THAT FAT KID LIED TO.

Jimmy Caldwell is superior to the mortal plane in every way shape and form and doesn't have dyslexia

by SUPERIORMF March 3, 2022

jimmy john

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

by The manliest November 17, 2017

Jungle Jimmie

A penis sticking out of unkempt pubic hair.

Bob gave me his goopy banana last night. It was fine, except he had a Jungle Jimmie.

by AKW-AS July 13, 2018