Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket

Jazz musicians are poor

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 27, 2021

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024

jazz jackrabbit

the first fornite ever

person 1: "oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit"

person 2: "im going to kill you if you play fortnite in my vicinity£"

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

Jazz

A form of music, enjoyed by bees.

"Ya like Jazz?

by ElmoPope May 17, 2022

Crazy Jazz

(a) exclamation of surprise

(b) expression of amazement
(c) Used to describe some mental goings on
(d) An awesome genre of music in it's craziest form

there's always time for crazy jazz!

by spookylealoo June 23, 2011

Jazzing

the act of jazzing with no hands while listening to jazz

"Stop talking over this music. I'm close to jazzing over here if I can just concentrate."

by anonymous September 14, 2020