Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss
Jared likes being stepped on
by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025
Get the Jaredmug. That guy that probably has a folder of furry porn on his computer, thats a Jared. The scent of him is like a slut hanging around just a bit too long at a truck shop, or a greasy corndog left too long in the sun at a renaissance festival.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
A Jared is quite often the only man in the room to bring up his trip to Rainfurrest and how it wasn't so bad. He may also be the guy who sets jars of cum on the window to let others know this is his territory. A man who will openly say he has only one waifu, and her name is Fluttershy. All around a nice dude that takes this too far and smells like a mistake.
by Sentientbagel May 7, 2020
Get the Jaredmug. The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.
by NickyRen October 18, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
Get the jared perkinsmug. by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.
by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024
Get the Jaredmug. A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 7, 2024
Get the Jared Mojarromug.