Jake Fowler is a legend. That's all there is to it. Jake Fowler is the purest example of the sick and twisted nature that dwells on Planet Earth. Everyone should strive in life to be more like Jake. He is smart, charismatic, capable, and most importantly free in all the ways most are not. Chaos, cocaine, parties, fighting, car chases, jail time, and the smell of napalm in the morning; all these things exists simply so someone like him may practice them all. Be like Jake. Live like Jake. Jake Fowler reigns supreme.
"Jake Fowler? The legend? He's one crazy motherfucker, I'd love to party with that wild bastard."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
"Jake Fowler might seem chill but deep down he's to crazy for his own good. Stay away from that one."
by ReignSupreme2017 January 31, 2017
joey: one day, i was watching the history channel. . .
everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
everyone: shut up joey, you're telling a jake story
by Ooma September 08, 2007
wow i have jake paul
by jakepaul hater 2169 March 09, 2021
by freakabucket October 12, 2022
"Did you know there is another word for cancer?"
"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"
"Jake paul."
"Oh"
"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"
"Jake paul."
"Oh"
by 420Weebtrash69 September 12, 2017
Jake Lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. All women crave a Jake Lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. Some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women's boxes and does so very often. Jake Lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. Jake Lewis is a great lover and has a massive penis that can reach up to 20 inches.
(Nicola):Jake Lewis is such a Baller
(Stacey): He can ball me any day
I love Jake Lewis he is amazing
(Stacey): He can ball me any day
I love Jake Lewis he is amazing
by TheUltimateBaller October 25, 2014