Jade

Ugly piece of shit

Just kidding very beautiful 🤮
That girl’s name is Jade
by KTEUB June 01, 2019
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Jade Harley

The hottest character in the hit anime, Homestuck.
"Jade Harley is so hot."
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jade monkey

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.
I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo
by sarahjames August 06, 2006
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jade hill

A Slut that's from six nations reserve that sucked her first dick at the age of nine.
by Rawriie February 01, 2017
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jade fire

The best f'in band in the world - or at least new jersey.
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I saw jade fire yesterday and they were so good i shat myself
by miguel September 03, 2003
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jade

a stupid bitch.. who is a hater ! Her pussy stink🤮ugly asf
jade you don’t wanna be around a girl name jade
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jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.
girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!
by LandMforeva May 14, 2008
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