flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.

Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.

by thed00d! January 21, 2009

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

by JM August 23, 2006

jacketcoat

asshole, retard, unworthy person, idiot, someone not worth your time and energy

Steve ignored Jennifer at the party. He's such a jacketcoat.

by Tootse July 23, 2010