Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.

After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.

by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022

jazz jackrabbit

fornite 1

pperson 1 (hopef): oh boy i cant wait to play jazz jackrabbit at home on my fornite epic compute pc ep gayimer
person 2: Dont play fornite in vicintiy of me!£

by MEGQUESTER24 December 14, 2022

Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste

Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme

by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021

sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

Jazzed up

That feeling once you're done playing/listening jazz music

Guy 1: hey bro are feeling jazzed up?
Guy 2: Yeah bro when the saints got me feeling jazzed up

by A story to be continued August 16, 2022

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.

Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.

by I didn’t write this definition November 15, 2019