wingman law

Man laws for a wingman. Getting lucky is a team effort.

Wingman Law #1: Always be there for your wingman. If you get shot down at least you’ll go down together.

by BrahmabullNCSU January 20, 2007

komich law

The komich law states that the addition of beauty, simplicity and cuteness is directly proportional to a super lady called mich which is inversely proportional to other ladies in the universe.
Km=K b+s+c/ol
Where K is constant.

She's a great reflection of the komich law.

by Your fav girl😘😘 January 26, 2019

oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.

i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.

by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010

Andrians Law

“Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.

To be a true gamer, you must know Andrians Law.

by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021

Shayy's law

Shayy's law states:
that there always worse mobile game ads than the ones you saw

Lilly's garden is bad,
No Shayy's law states that (Random mobile video game) is worse

by verond September 24, 2020

helicopter-in-law

An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.

Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.

by WisCur January 28, 2015