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Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.
Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."
by Portuzil January 7, 2024
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Detroit Dive

When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.
Oh my gosh, look! That fool is making a Detroit Dive right in front of all those cars!
by MNL897 March 16, 2025
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detroit hoist

The process of lifting another person using their lower genitals as an anchor point. Usually to remove them from the premises, esp. if they are already naked.
"This bitch refused to leave, so I had to Detroit hoist her out out of bed and out the door."
by Asdf Asdfovich August 21, 2017
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detroit muskrat

The detroit muskrat is a retired hood rat with multiple baby daddies. You can usually find her on social media bashing black men because she failed at camping
Yo that detroit muskrat is crying on facebook again
by Yomommablack March 19, 2017
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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.
That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.
by Swayzedog August 9, 2019
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University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.
Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.
by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022
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Detroit

A city in Michigan, USA, where you can't have shit.
by TirakyneTripleA January 13, 2022
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