The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
by Mryourrong January 03, 2018
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
by Kido123 December 25, 2020
The ability for 2 friends to be better in every way and more attractive than other friends in their friend group.
by 2AttractiveMen69420 June 06, 2024
Ahh, Before you were born the good ol days
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.
The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.
The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.
Nuclear war breaks out
"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"
"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"
by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024
The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017