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Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
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Hockey

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!
by Beety August 28, 2021
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Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.
Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
by pseudenym June 6, 2018
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dental hockey

Another term for a blow job. You know, third base, knob gobble, skull fuck, smoke pole, playing the ol' skin flute.. etc
"Want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50."
by pjames6 October 5, 2016
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select hockey

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.
by Puck snaps May 8, 2018
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hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024
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crotch hockey

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
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