cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014

Sticky shituation

Defined. Sticky shit

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation

by Kingy32 May 25, 2016

bb situation

When a girl has a hot body but not a face to match
A brown bag (bb) is used to prevent you from looking at her while mashing

Look that girls got a hot body shame about the face definatly a bb situation

by Spreadlegslikejam October 15, 2017

Sucky situation

The secretion (usually sudden )of milk from a woman's breast and the unease or embarrassment she feels when this happens in public.

Ann was unable to continue her conversation with her friends because she realized her blouse was stained thanks to a sucky situation

by Stosus June 15, 2018

Yoda situation

A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters

The Superbowl is a Yoda situation

by thereisnotry May 25, 2020

LIFTS situation

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

cesar situation

when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay

“is this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”

by tonuspokus December 11, 2020