Van Halen

An utterly obnoxious 80's arena rock band who had more lead singers than groupies. Origionaly fronted by David Lee Roth, he was replaced by Sammy Hagar, who was later replaced by the former frontman from Extreme.

I remember when Van Halen was cool, then I listened to real music and realized they really really suck

by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005

van halen

Van halen is so bad..for all you out there pink floyd is much better! van halen is overrated and maxes out on laaaaaamenesss!!

Fuck! that dog just took a "van halen" on my yard! haha

by oka July 21, 2006

Hale, Michigan

Crossroads town above the thumb in Michigan. Little more than a blinking light, a store and a bar where all the locals can be found. Hale's bar features a unique custom, no matter what beer one orders, the bar maid draws alternately from either the Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon tap. Locals apparently cannot distinguish between the two nor between both and all other beverages.

"When you are in Hale, Michigan you can drink some Schlitz and get the shits."

by Once a vistor to Hale August 28, 2011

Haley verkiak

Huge beast who usally crushes her partner in bed. Massive thunder thighs. Usally trys to get guys 6 yeasrs older then her beacase she is too lose to take it from guys her own age. Hariy as fuck. Only likes diet coke.

did you see that haley verkiak, yeah shes a fucking beast

by cocklovers September 3, 2009

haley g

A fooPA that like everyone and smokes week and has no life

Haley g is such a faggit

by Jajsn April 20, 2018

Haley

A girl who denies that she is a bottom but turns out that she is actually a bratty pillow princess that swears she can top but only wants to be dominated by multiple rounds.

Haley is such a pillow princess when her bad bitch lights are turned on.

by Hangover 2.0 June 5, 2020

Haleem

That one kid in school who always say cry or cry me a river but it’s really annoying

Haleem keeps on saying cry me a river what a spaz

by Henry kid November 29, 2021