Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon Grizzle

ogre slanf for cum

yummy Goon Grizzle in my mouth

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021

Goon

I term used to identify weird looking African women with no social skills
Or a way to cat call humans with big assets

“Hey man look at that goon on the corner”

“She’s gotta be a goon”

by Starfishmama December 7, 2023

Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

goon off

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.

Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.

by Yeet for me April 22, 2025

flicker goon

a higher intensity form of gooning developed thousands of years ago by the ancient Romans

Friend A: I can goon for 8 hours straight.
Friend B: Yeah? Well, I can flicker goon for 7 seconds.

by eshack May 24, 2024