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Athlete’s Gooch 

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.
Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.
Related Words

smooth gooch 

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.
smooth gooch by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

tickle my gooch 

Tickle my gooch is a phrase used to request momentary attention from others.
Hey guys, will you tickle my gooch for a second and listen to this demo CD that I made last week?

The Gooch 

According to Johnny Knoxville, the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Equivilent to the "chin rest" on a woman
She licked my gooch on the way to tossing my salad
The Gooch by Anonymous June 5, 2003

ripped gooch 

When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.
Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!
ripped gooch by Jack238 December 11, 2013

Gamer's Gooch 

The rotten, smegma-like smell gamer's aquire in their gooch after a long session of gaming. Often the most pungent while wearing compressive underwear.
I had some serious gamer's gooch the other night after playing Fortnite with Jake for 11 hours straight.
Gamer's Gooch by RickyBaker3 December 29, 2020