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Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.
Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!
by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010
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Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
by Jimboli December 2, 2010
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old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart
He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!
by Moody Mama April 11, 2016
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Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.
Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.
by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018
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$80 and no gobby

Commonly expressed as '80 bucks and no gobby' but '80 dollars and no gobby' also in use. Expression refers to the act of spending a lot of money or energy and receiving a disappointing or lacklustre result. No connection between the actual price paid and the number '$80' is required. Both the figure of $80 and the act of a gobby are used in a hyperbolic sense. Often used as an expression of sympathetic disbelief at a friend's misfortune or as an expression of frustration when you realise you just got shafted.
'Mate how's that coffee?'
'$80 and no gobby TBH'

'How was your date?'
'ughh it wasn't great, the food was kinda overpriced, I ended up picking up the bill and I don't think he's keen to see me again'
'fuck me, $80 and no gobby.'
by Rev. TJ Lawrence October 11, 2018
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gooberfish

a word someone uses to annoy their little brother.
(he gets right in his face and says)GOOBERFISH FISH FISH!!!!!
by Annoyed little brother January 25, 2008
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goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim
The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV
by JonesBobby June 22, 2016
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