Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.

by J Wizzy August 23, 2022

Goblin Hours

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI

"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"

by McScrumpy May 12, 2023

cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017

Goblin Abby

When a zooted college girl doesn’t know how to act and runs around drunk like a goblin.

Hey jimmy you see that girl over there???? She’s is such a goblin Abby don’t you think?

by Hallie Smith February 10, 2021

Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.

boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'

by jreagan43 July 21, 2011

Stabbing goblins

When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins

Where's Ally? Is she off stabbing goblins again?

by Allycat88 July 30, 2018