Palworld player's little fucking asshole

Palworld players are furries, femboys and most importantly have the most succulent and delectable mans asshole to ever exist. Fill it with cum or more commonly food as who doesn't love fucking the shit out of there food and a sexy man? It is commonly referred to as the 'holy grail of assholes' or otherwise known as a Palworld player's little fucking asshole. It can fit 4 dicks in it if you have the men at 90 degrees to each other, this will only be possible with the help of others holding men up so they can get the right angle to fit all 4 massive cocks in the scrawny asshole of his.

John: stopping fucking him so hard craig I can't eat all my food.
Craig: drives stiffy further into the Palworld player's little fucking asshole, making his stiffy a now softie.

Palworld player's little fucking asshole by uddermost urgency February 8, 2024

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys 

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING 

A "direct correlation" would mean a correlation of 1. A correlation of 1 is as high as it gets. So I highly doubt the correlation between porn and WHATEVER is 1. A correlation of .7 is HIGH in terms of correlation (apparently). So high that Jordan Peterson cites the correlation when he's talking about the relationship between wealth and sexual selection success. But don't feel bad. You're not the only one using correlation wrong!

Hym "They need to retitle that video 'feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING.' Oh shit... Have I been using correlation wrong? Oh shit! That means the correlation between fat cocks and sexual selection success can be HIGHER than .3! HOLY SHIT! I've google that word live 12 different times! How am I just now getting that!? Shit, it could even be higher than .7! What's more, there can be an inverse correlation between 2 things. You could have a correlation between fat cocks and reproductive success that it like 1 AND a correlation between baby dicks and reproductive success that is like -1. What do the studies say? Is there a study? What's the correlation between fat cock and success? It's high. I bet you 1 million dollars it's higher than .7! WE'RE BACK IN HERE! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! I look like an idiot for using it wrong but WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS is that I COULD BE MORE RIGHT THAN I THOUGHT I WAS! I could be MORE RIGHT THAN JORDAN!"

Feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.> IT Is Fucking ALright<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.

Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018

Banging your fucking head against the wall 

A synonym for many common causes of frustration, especially when speaking of relationships and most frequently when discussing the Friend Zone. See Friend Zone. See also Futility.

Relationships: Trying to get her to see her as more than just a friend is like banging my fucking head against the wall. Also, from one male friend to another: What the hell are you doing with her man? You might as well be banging your fucking head against the wall!
Futility: I might as well be banging my fucking head against the wall.
Conflicts: Talking to you is like banging my fucking head against the wall.

Banging your fucking head against the wall by Elijah Bowman December 14, 2008

Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell 

The upcoming, sure to be bestselling book to be published by the young man who has clearly spent some quality time with the Fallwells.

Of course I will be reading myself to sleep for awhile with “Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell,” it’s sure to be a good wet-read.

Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020